A boy was walking down the street. As he passed a building with a fence, he heard a group of people chanting “thirteen”, “thirteen” “thirteen”, over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but he couldn’t. Then he spotted a hole in the wood. He put his eye to it. He just managed to spy a group of people sitting in deckchairs, chanting before a finger came and poked him in the eye. As he staggered back, the people started chanting “fourteen” fourteen” “fourteen”...

^^^^ I like the blonde joke version of this better keke still funny though

Please note when driving that your turn signals are just clues to your next move in road battles, so never use them. < HAHA!