PERFECT ANSWERS TO STUPID QUESTIONS....

[phililen3]

>
> 1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:-
> Are you sleeping?
> A: No! I'm training to die:s
>
> 2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it
> fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
> A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.
> >:O
>
> 3. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are
> you going out in this rain?
> A: No, in the next one.=-?
>
> 4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: - You Awake?
> A: No. I'm sleep walking!(=|
>
> 5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
> A: At the bus stop!:/
>
> 6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
> A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl! 8-|
>
> 7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and
> they ask:- Going up?
> A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. (y)
>
> 8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you
> still ask him:- are those Flowers?
> A: No baby! They are Carrots.:*
>
> 9. You're in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is
> anyone in there?
> A: No! The SHIT is talking to you!

Comments

[kairi-yume.livejournal.com]

Haha...this was lulsy.
Does happen though. People asking the obvious. Like "did you cut your hair?". But maybe people just don't have anything else to say ^^;