I WAS JUST BORED AND JUST THINKING ABOUT NONSENSICAL STUFF AND I WAS THINKING
IF I WAS ONE OF JEAN-CLAUDES STRIPPER VAMPIRES IN LAURELL K HAMILTONS ANITA BLAKE SERIES, I WOULD DEFINITELY DANCE TO NEWS;S KOI NO ABO. KOYAMAKEI'S OPENING LINE JUST DOES IT SOOOO BAD:

YOUtachi, Nani gata?
(You guys, what's your blood type?)